420 ftw
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
