On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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