...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He better not be in your backpack
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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