..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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