I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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