eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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