"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
50% drunk capacity currently
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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