I need help removing her.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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