I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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