im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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