theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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