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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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