I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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