there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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