singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We have so much sex to catch up on
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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