It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
only if we run a train.
done.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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