used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
COCAINE IS GR8
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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