I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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