K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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