Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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