don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize