Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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