there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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