I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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