Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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