haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
