Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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