Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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