What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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