May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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