haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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