Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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