We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
