I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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