some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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