Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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