chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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