exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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