I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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