You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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