You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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