even my farts smell like vagina
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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