Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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