About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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