matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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