Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize