doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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