C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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