Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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