new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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