I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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