u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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