And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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