Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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