Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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