He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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