guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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